crackulations

Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.

"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Fuckulation

Verb: The past tense of "Fuckulate" meaning to have Jerry-Rigged or Modified in a questionable manner that is functional
Origin: Northern Michigan 20VT Audi community.

"well John, after some Fuckulation we got the car driving again"

by col.sanders80 December 26, 2024

Premature checkulation

When someone checks you in on their smart phone before you've actually arrived at the establishment

Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?

by SpikeDurden December 27, 2011