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cryptosporidium

A type of water parasite that is mentioned in robin williams live 2002 for the reason he couldn't drink river water
"even superman's going 'fuck it im not going in, it has cryptosporidium'"
by unknown qwerty December 24, 2005
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cryptoskank

A woman that presents an initial impression of class, virtue, intelligence, etc., but whose interests and behaviors are really more in tune with those of a skank.
Matt: How did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.
by AdamX July 4, 2007
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Cryptophile

Someone who has an attraction or affinity for secrets and the unexplained.
John was up all night reading about UFO and Big Foot sightings, he's such a cryptophile.
by ThePrivateer March 8, 2015
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cryptozygotic

of mysterious or unknown pre-embryonic origin.
As, little is known of the nature of divine sperm, we can only conclude that the messiah was of cryptozygotic origin
by sacrificenwa October 3, 2011
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Cryptopocalypse

Describing the end of the traditional banking system, where decentralized, immutable, transparent, open source, peer to peer crypto currencies take over the world.
Fiat Inflation is at all time highs, this must be the beginning of the Cryptopocalypse!
by LoriTheLobster February 8, 2022
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cryptosis

a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins
Yo dawg, I haven't done shizz all day. Cryptosis got me on lock.
by TrilliamShakespeare December 9, 2017
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