cryptext

Any text that is so vague as to require addtional text for clarification

cryptext : "kid sick pick up now"

(could mean 2 different things so a response for clarification is necessary)

"Ok..so u r picking up ? or I need 2"

by Pikamama April 14, 2010

Cryptid Goldilocks Zone

The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.

"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"

"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."

by offender-go May 26, 2021

cryptodaddy

A sugar daddy in cryptocurrency. Hardcore hodler. Usually drivers a lambo

Hey baby, do you need a cryptodaddy? Check my ripple bags.

by Florida__Man January 12, 2018

Cryptex

A Snowman.

OMG CRYPTEX IS MELTING! ALERT THE PANDANATION!

by Hoodie! August 13, 2009

cult of the Cryptids

A game on roblox where you can Scare the shit out of your friends. Very nice game but the lobby is overran with Oders,Slenders,and Copy N Pastes.

"Hey,wanna play some CULT OF THE CRYPTIDS with me and Ashley?" "Yeah,sure!"

by Agent Crow December 17, 2020

Cryptid

pick-me furries

Blue: I'm not a furry, I'm a cryptid.
Milo: I have bad news for you bestie...

by milob404 July 11, 2023

cryptodeath

Related to overdose of Vitamin C. See Megascorbic Acid Therapy.

Though the details are unclear, Eddie may have suffered cryptodeath.

by Whissstle March 12, 2010