Jon Cryer

One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.

Dude, I had such a huge Jon Cryer last night, I actually started to pray to God to help me finish.

by KCguy42 December 21, 2010

Filthadelphia Cryers

A nickname of the NHL Philadelphia Flyers.

I can't beleive Crosby put up another multi-point game against the Filthadelphia Cryers!

by prince of pilsners August 21, 2010

craker jacks

a popcorn with stuff on it. the get stuck in your teeth. they taste good.

pour me some peanuts and cracker jack i don't care if i never get laid.

by pixie dust June 4, 2004

Cryper

A term used for snipers who are upset over stupid things such as other snipers using their scopes instead of quick-scoping. Gained popularity after the 2013 summer update in which a sniper was patched in a Call of duty game called COD Black ops II. In that update David Vonderhaar received thousands of death threats over the update in which the bolt action snipers have been slowed down by a percentage of a second.

Guy 1: **** you, you hard-scoping noob learn to quickscope
Guy 2:Oh jeeze you're such a cryper. Well sorry for using my weapon properly.

by CasuallyDerp September 8, 2013

Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

movie cryer

Someone who cries during movies

I'm not a movie cryer, but this last movie got me.

by Kat165 July 29, 2017

Philadelphia Cryers

The Cryers - Philadelphia's "hockey team", which is comprised of nothing but goons and whiney babies. They have a spirited rivalry with the cross-state Pittsburgh Penguins, who are the 2008-2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.

Did you see the smackdown the Pittsburgh Penguins put on the Philadelphia Cryers last night? 6-1 baby, and it should have been a shutout!!

by 3-eyed-berry December 16, 2009