crunt

Portmanteau of crazy and cunt. Used when the cunt in question is also fucking nuts.

Sally completely flipped out when she saw me chatting with my friend Lisa. What a crunt!

by skullmuffins November 14, 2010

crunt pig

A word of affection usually given to a man or boy in some areas of the south west of england

One hell of a crunt pig sonny, good job!

by Harry Bell June 1, 2007

crunty

A cranky cunt. A woman who is suffering from some really serious PMS and taking it out on everyone else around her.

When a woman is feeling pissed off about everything but doesn't really know what's bugging her.

"God, Mary is in such a foul mood today. She's been crunty all morning."

"Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am so out of sorts today. I'm feeling crunty. I'm just really angry and upset and I don't know why."

by blue mascara December 7, 2009

cruntch

The combination of the words crazy, cunt and bitch. This word is used to describe a girl or woman who has a paranoid, psycho, schizo or bipolar personality (or personalities) combined with vicious, vulgar or abusive tendencies. Most of us know a friend or family member who is dating or living with one.

R: “She gives me the creeps. I never know if she’s going to be nasty or nice.”
J: “Most of the time, she’s a real cruntch!”

by Politic Ric May 26, 2010

crunt-sack

A type of bag used to refresh stale bread.

I put my day old bagels in a crunt-sack and within hours they were moist and fresh!

by Jezebel Lipschitz January 14, 2009

crunt

Combination of the words "cunt" and "runt" used to describe a really short, bitchy girl.

I truly hate Christine. She's such a crunt.

by Melissa B. December 23, 2005

crunted

an internet hero....high quality troll

crunted is a fuckin fuck. Do you know his phone number

by aimee_the_crunted_lover December 11, 2006