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Seldom achieved without serious injury but Crurnt is the act of becoming simultaneously crunk and turnt.

Example: Yo b I was Crurnt when I came up with this dopeass new word!!!
You guys should really pay me for this stuff. This is some killer good material.
Yo last weekend I got so Crurnt I woke up naked at a intersection with a puppy and three baby chickens. Me n that dog are super tight now.
Crurnt by 2thdoc April 9, 2016
Words you can keep

cruntzle 

Ugly, crusty, nasty, smelly, and/or bad pussy you would never fuck.
How was she? I didn't tap that shit! Bitch had a cruntzle!
cruntzle by Monkage December 13, 2013
Related Words
Crurnt crunt Crunty crunting Curnt curntly Churnt churntin courntey cruhnt
Somebody that is both being cranky and a cunt at the same time.
What is wrong with you? Why are you acting like a crunt today?
CRUNT by cvigvigs July 8, 2020
a synonym for the word cunt. It is the way that legendary French-Canadian singer Celine Dion would sing/say the word.
Mah curnt is righhtt whurrr et belurrngs.
Curnt by currrnttt July 8, 2010
Someone who likes to lick and taste infected vagina's.

-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.

-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt
"The dirty old crunter has been at it again, look at his dolmio grin!"
crunter by Mr Mahuta March 31, 2007
A mix of feelings, an intense combination of emotions. It could also be the appearance of a room or situation.
"These niggas got me churnt up"

"That car is churnt up"

"This club is churnt up"

"I'm all churnt up about it"
Churnt by Grits and Bacon May 6, 2011
A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".

Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"

For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".
I'm having an absolute crunt of a day.
crunt by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006
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May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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