Seldom achieved without serious injury but Crurnt is the act of becoming simultaneously crunk and turnt.
Example: Yo b I was Crurnt when I came up with this dopeass new word!!!
You guys should really pay me for this stuff. This is some killer good material.
Example: Yo b I was Crurnt when I came up with this dopeass new word!!!
You guys should really pay me for this stuff. This is some killer good material.
Yo last weekend I got so Crurnt I woke up naked at a intersection with a puppy and three baby chickens. Me n that dog are super tight now.
by 2thdoc April 9, 2016
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by Monkage December 13, 2013
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Mah curnt is righhtt whurrr et belurrngs.
by currrnttt July 8, 2010
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-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.
-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt
-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.
-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt
by Mr Mahuta March 31, 2007
Get the crunter mug.A mix of feelings, an intense combination of emotions. It could also be the appearance of a room or situation.
"These niggas got me churnt up"
"That car is churnt up"
"This club is churnt up"
"I'm all churnt up about it"
"That car is churnt up"
"This club is churnt up"
"I'm all churnt up about it"
by Grits and Bacon May 6, 2011
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Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"
For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".
Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"
For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".
by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006
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