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crunchy bunny

an Armadillo: small, armor-shelled, omnivorous animal with protective plating. named thusly because of the plating, and a child's view of the creature
a child may mistake an armadillo for a rabbit from a distance. hence, instead of a furry rabbit, it is a crunchy bunny.
by AmandaSue December 2, 2005
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crunchy beats

1) Any music played at a club or party that make the crowd go crazy with excitement

2) Beats that make even the most wore out person get jacked

3) Songs with bass hits that make your chest rattle

Definitions come from random explanations of various parties and clubs people come from where the music causes temporary deafness. Also can be from dance parties where the dancing is so crazy you practically have to use protection to prevent pregnancy.
Dude, we went to this club last night and the DJ was playin some crunchy beats.
by Sober_J_Bone March 30, 2011
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crunchy mama

Mother who supports homebirth, breastfeeding, baby wearing, cloth diapering, co-sleeping, gentle discipline, etc. One who questions established medical authority; tends to be vegetarian and/or prepare all-organic foods. See crunchy and hippie.
That crunchy mama is breastfeeding in public again!
by KTD August 22, 2005
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crunchy chicken wrap

Only the best lunch besides chicken bowl at south glens falls high school. The only lunch that isn't precessed or soaked in grease. People run to the cafeteria on crunchy chicken wrap day. The best way to eat it is with lettuce, cheese, tomato, and ranch. crunchy chicken wrap is only served once every 2 or 3 weeks so don't miss it! if you wait around before getting in line, you're most likely to wait all lunch period so get there fast. everyone loves crunchy chicken wrap day.
person 1: damn, that crunchy chicken wrap was so good!

person 2: holy shit, i know!
by sausage for lyfe! January 7, 2012
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crunchyroll

The once great anime streaming site that has slowly become very greedy and has servers that haven't been upgraded since 2010
Guy 1: Dude you use crunchyroll?
Guy 2: No, I just pirate all my anime and buy merchandise from my favorite studios.
by DioStone September 11, 2020
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earthy-crunchy

An adjective describing persons or things relating to any or all of the following: vegetarianism; herbs; all-natural and organic products (such as food, skin and hair care products, etc.); recycling; protecting and preserving the environment; natural medicine; etc. People that are earthy-crunchy are sometimes called tree-huggers or hippies.
She loves to go to the health food store, where she buys all that earthy-crunchy stuff.

With that jewelry made of hemp and beads, I bet she's earthy-crunchy.
by Emmarini April 17, 2004
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the crunchy reaper

A grim reaper who only kills chip.
We aresuch couch potatoes

I know the Crunchy Reaper is soooo going to come for us
by The Crunchy Reaper January 19, 2019
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