Well butter my crumpets

An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.

Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."

by Cheesy Chips April 2, 2020

butt crumpets

British form of dingleberries

Paul hadn't taken a shower in a while, and he had gross butt crumpets.

by jam13 September 14, 2006

French Crumpets

Thinly sliced baguette, often served in France as an alternative to crumpets.

Alan:What the f*** are these?

Marine: Zey are French Crumpets...

Alan:No they're not, they're thin slices of Baguette. This is the shittest teat and crumpets I've ever had.

by Kent from leeds February 12, 2009

Jiminey Crumpets

Simply means "What the Fuck"

John:"Hey man i fucked that chick Molly last night"
Garrick:"I hope you were drunk that bitch looks like a horse!"
Corey:"Jiminey Crumpets!"

by Corey, Garrick, and John September 23, 2007

burning my crumpets

Getting on your nerves; making you angry

Kevin: "WTF, there's been a commercial break like every ten minutes during this show!"

Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."

Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."

Fergus: "Word."

by marganin January 6, 2011

Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on

Party consisting of a cheater, cheatee, and SO during BUTTB sharing idle chit chat in attempts to keep the SO of the cheater from realizing the debt of the relationship between the other two where the cheatee wears bells on her nipples to keep the atmosphere lively.

Kevin had Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on yesterday as the whole room watched to make sure they wouldn't miss any excitement between the broods. The entire event was a let down.

by Shyantha February 5, 2007

double crumpets

When playing Halo, or other online games, is to get a double kill, then proclaim "Double Crumpets!" to further the embarresment of the people you just killed

(Just Killing two people at once playing Halo 2)
Game: Double Kill!

Nick (In the mike): Double Crumpets!

by Nomis06 July 12, 2007