crumpet

Never ever to be confused with a Muffin

Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!

by unknown January 19, 2005

crumpeting

driving in the left side of the road in a way to mock British people

Freddy: Were you the one crumpeting on the news?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate British people.

by December 08, 2021

crumpeting

driving on the left side of the road to mock the British

Freddy: Have you guys been crumpeting recently?
Connor: Yes, I ran over 12 children.
Hunter: Me too, but they were milfs.

by WaterNotWet November 28, 2021

crumpet

An extremely promiscuous woman, a slapper, a slut, often has STDs, will have intercourse with most men, will administer oral sex to all men.

She's a crumpet.

by Diulailomo April 04, 2004

Crumpet

A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.

There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!

by pea123456 February 06, 2013

crumpet

Small creatures that live primarily under couches and beds. They resemble cotton balls or soot balls or dust bunnies, although any smallish and round object with eyes and legs may be referred to as a crumpet. Most have stick-like arms and legs without knees or elbows. Crumpets are generally non-gender specific. Most people are unaware of their existence.

As I was eating my plate of crumpets, one tried to escape and I had to stab him with my fork as he ran across the table.

by Goobermaster January 19, 2005

crumpet

the female reproductive organs. i.e. pussy

"Dude, i got four fingers into her crumpet"
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."

by Chode Master September 06, 2003