The alignment and angleing of a female's legs, arms and torso during coitus that best enhances the chance of a fanny fart.
Dont you think the sound of a motor boat sounds like a fanny fart? I think i will crump my girlfriend tonight and find out?
My girlfriend crumped during sex and woke the next door neighbour with her fanny fart.
My girlfriend crumped during sex and woke the next door neighbour with her fanny fart.
by High Maintenance May 01, 2007
by Leaha & Kristina March 26, 2009
by Infinite and empty December 08, 2008
Adam: Hey man, where's your girl?
Pete: She's in the bathroom taking a crump. We tried anal last night.
Pete: She's in the bathroom taking a crump. We tried anal last night.
by Bahaha MT January 16, 2012
Created one fine day by band geeks whilst walking down the street. This word came up because one of the sexy band geeks was excited and wasn't speaking properly. Crump now is used to state that something sucks and is usually followed with laughter because we said the word crump.
That's crump.
Band Geek #1: "We shall crompramise." Band Geek #2: ".. crompramise?! -laughs-" #1: "yes, crump" #2:"DEAD CAT" #1:" ahhhhh! -runs-" #2:"-laughs-" #1:"you're crump"
Band Geek #1: "We shall crompramise." Band Geek #2: ".. crompramise?! -laughs-" #1: "yes, crump" #2:"DEAD CAT" #1:" ahhhhh! -runs-" #2:"-laughs-" #1:"you're crump"
by silly.erin August 25, 2006
old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.
I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.
by fuk dre fuk eminem January 12, 2005