noun. The wrecked/smashed part of anything, particularly the crumpled sheet metal resulting from a significant impact like a car collision.
Damn, did you see the crushment on grandma's Buick? The entire rear end is half its former length. The other car, however, did not walk away.
by impunity January 26, 2011
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While putting groceries away, Patty noticed we already had 4 other bottles of Miracle Whip. "Damn, my condimentia is really getting bad."
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by N8 May 3, 2004
Get the Super Condiment Squad mug.The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table
Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?
Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?
Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?
by cyanocitta November 6, 2007
Get the condimental drift mug.when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it
jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst
by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018
Get the Condiment Pre-Cum mug.This is someone who comes to the drive through window and asks for more of everything that is free, such as more plasticware, paper plates, ketchup, dipping sauces, salt, pepper, honey, butter, and anything else that is generally given out for free.
Crazed Asian Women: "I want more honey, plates, forks, spoons and napkins."
KFC Worker 1: "OK, but I don't know why you need all that, all you ordered was a small mash potatoes."
Crazed Asain Women: "Just give it to me"
KFC Worker 1 to KFC Worker 2: "Dude she was a condiment whore"
KFC Worker 1: "OK, but I don't know why you need all that, all you ordered was a small mash potatoes."
Crazed Asain Women: "Just give it to me"
KFC Worker 1 to KFC Worker 2: "Dude she was a condiment whore"
by sammgs July 24, 2007
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