crotchspawn

A derogatory term for a child, sometimes by childfree people

One crotchspawn was around 6 or 7 and talking loudly and being hyper. The father asked him politely, "Buddy, you need to chill out, kiddo."

by Squire Carpenter January 13, 2008

Crotchin

Another term to use when a chick is on her period.

Mike: Hey guess what?
Todd: Huh?
Mike: My sisters crotchin.
Todd: Ew, man thats sick, that means shes gotta raunchy vag.

by Poo sickle April 20, 2008

Crotching

The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.

Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)

by ep42 April 23, 2009

Crotchpickles

Word given to fillings that fall from a sandwich, burger or kebab on to your crotch / t-shirt. Usually the result of over stuffing. Also look at spillage

Mork : Look at the size of this burger it is huge.
Mindy : yeah but watch out for "crotchpickles"

by Tim Barker November 27, 2007

Crotchgrinder Publicus

A term used when a person rubs their crotch against an innnocent passenger, usually on public transport.

"I was on a packed train and I got a terrible dose of 'Crotchgrinder Publicus' today"

by CurseofCurves October 15, 2009

crotchking

He who is the master of crotches. Or one who obsesses about crotches, i.e. stares and or fantasizes about crotches.

My brother is a total crotchking. He was staring at that guys junk for at least twenty minutes. Fag.

by Dongalev November 21, 2010

Crotching

A term used in lieu of masturbation.

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."

by R. Cahill May 3, 2008