Crotchshot

A variation of the now famous Head Shot.

Player 1: He's in my sights.

Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.

Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotchshot!

Player 2: Fuck.....

by kazook April 25, 2006

crotchsnot

A chic with a nasty vaginitis infection and yeast infection seeping out of her underwear right before you go down on her!

Dude i was totally going to go down on that chic until i saw her crotchsnot seeping through her underwear!

by Boobs2184 August 3, 2007

crotchola

Another name for the 'down south' area, with a spin of a spanish twang. Could also be used as a derogatory name for another.

'Dude, you're being such a crotchola today.'
or
'my crotchola really itches.'

by Maggalicious May 14, 2008

crotcholicious

When one's breath or crotch area smells of stale sweat and funk...

Man, your dog Boomer's breath is crotcholicious!

Yeah he pretty much licks his balls all day!

by Baron Von Poophausen January 13, 2011

Crotcho Smell

Another name for Taco Bell because it rhymes and can make your crotchal area smell due to the mega farts and leakage.

Jordan: "Hey man I'm ready to eat something that will make me shit myself."
Nathan: "You must mean Crotcho Smell! Hell yeah I want some!"
Jordan: "Damnit I am so happy right now!"

by Jerry III April 28, 2011

crotchout

when your crotch says "hi" from wearing a very short skirt or dress!

my mom was getting out of the limo & was wearing a very short skirt....and i screamed "mom crotchout" .

by Breezy Haakenson October 27, 2011

Crotchnosed

An awkward, uncomfortable thing that someone just won't let go. A persistent and unwlecome intrusion into one's business, like a dog who won't stop trying to sniff your crotch in public.

"Iffy won't stop dribbling on about the restaurant bill contretemp. I feel utterly crotchnosed by the whole thing".

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020