chooping

The act of texting or IMing someone while you are sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom.

DUDEGUY34: Hey man you heading over for some drinks b4 the bars tonight?

g_lambMan: Yeah dude, ill b after this dumpage has flushed

DUDEGUY34: Ahhh, nasty dude! I didn't know u were chooping w/me

g_lambMan: phew! that was no log i just let out, deff just passed a sequoia

by warno January 28, 2009

Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.

According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.

by Pussbucket January 21, 2011

Croopin

when you steal a girl from a long time committed relationship

Meek: I was croopin on ya bitch, in an elantra on 76, she want that classic hoagie, but you got that junior dick

by CroopDaddy April 21, 2019

cooping

To sleep or shirk in a patrol car while on duty.

Police officers who work midnight shifts are often cooping a good portion of the night.

by Dewski November 10, 2008

cropping

Obviously cropping someone out of a photo with a arm around you or equally important in the picture.

Bossanova: Hey that girl bianca has mad cropped pictures on face book she must be a skeeze
Johny Hammersticks: shes a cropping whore man. wats new

by Bossanova Bill November 18, 2009

Cooping

A practice by which somebody gotten drunk was forced to vote several times, for a particular candidate in an election.

Edgar Allan Poe is said to have been the victim of cooping before his mysterious death in Baltimore in October 1849

There's a reproduction of this practice in "Gangs of New York" movie.

by manvanhaus October 11, 2009

dust cropping

The action of wafting the air behind ones butt after farting.

The term is taken from the movie "I Love You, Man."

"That guy just farted."
"How can you tell?"
"He's totally dust cropping. Look at him!"

by lueby popoff September 26, 2009