crockey

In a crazy manner or action

yo she shot him thats crockey

by Almighty's June 14, 2017

wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

cronketti

Substance, typically cotton/poly blends (usually used for shirts, etc) having the half life of robin.
Although this is not yet scientifically confirmed, it is the general hypothesis on the topic.
Typically discussed in the Advance Placement Calculus.

My shirt is made of some nice cronketti

by Kate Nelson April 1, 2007

chonkey

an ellision of the phrase "a chocolate covered donkey," signifying a rare, uncommon, and slightly absurd combination, hybrid, or phenomenon.

"bologne-flavored yogurt? that's quite a chonkey, old bean"

by little lord faunterloy May 18, 2003

conkey

only LEGEND can describe this outstandingly awesome name!

He's such a great guy....almost a Conkey...BOOM!

by richardfred March 5, 2013

Croney

A word for a man who hoaches through bins and steals knickers from washing lines in their spare time, a general menace to society. people should be aware of their local croney as so to at least cross the street if one finds ones self on the same side of the road to avoid anything distressing happening to them, a croney can always be identified by the strong smell of cheap deoderant due to regular "burnfoot showers" AVOID AT ALL COSTS

MAN- Did you see that croney running through the garden last night stealing all the knickers off the washing lines?

MAN 2 - no but i noticed my bin had been hoached this morning the rubbish was everywhere!

MAN 3 - i could smell his burnfoot shower when i was chasing him through the gardens last night trying to get my good thongs back, what a menace!

by the burnfit scruff June 19, 2011

sam croney

Sam croney means a thunder punch up the Fanny flaps

Wow she just got sam croney'd

by AdamWilko20 August 14, 2017