Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.
1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.
2: So we've got one option.
1: A real conandrum. Let's go.
2: So we've got one option.
1: A real conandrum. Let's go.
by Circtf January 2, 2009
Get the conandrum mug.One of the most well known directors of horror films. His films all have bizarre, creepy, and strange/dreamlike characteristics. He is known as an auteur, that is, one of a kind.
You will literally gasp when watching Naked Lunch, a film about some homosexuals which both glorifies and hates them at the same time; will make sure your girlfriend isn't watching you while you guiltily watch Crash, an NC-17 film with explicit sex; will vomit as you watch Videodrome, a film which twists reality and has several references to extreme BSDM; will scream when the guy's head explodes in Scanners; or will simply enjoy your time (if you're like me!)
Cronenberg is the guy for horror films. You get hooked on his films... got to see each and every one of them... well, what'tcha looking at me for... start up pi##tebay and get going... :P
You will literally gasp when watching Naked Lunch, a film about some homosexuals which both glorifies and hates them at the same time; will make sure your girlfriend isn't watching you while you guiltily watch Crash, an NC-17 film with explicit sex; will vomit as you watch Videodrome, a film which twists reality and has several references to extreme BSDM; will scream when the guy's head explodes in Scanners; or will simply enjoy your time (if you're like me!)
Cronenberg is the guy for horror films. You get hooked on his films... got to see each and every one of them... well, what'tcha looking at me for... start up pi##tebay and get going... :P
"Long live the new flesh!!!!!!!!" - Videodrome
"Hey wait, be truthful, is this still the game?" - eXistenZ
Cronenberg is one of the weirdest and most strange people to direct horror films and they are about 10 times creepier and weirder than he is.
"Hey wait, be truthful, is this still the game?" - eXistenZ
Cronenberg is one of the weirdest and most strange people to direct horror films and they are about 10 times creepier and weirder than he is.
by Bark Duckerberg December 12, 2011
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Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.
Not always easy but that doesn't matter.
My love.
Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.
Not always easy but that doesn't matter.
My love.
by ketchupface October 29, 2012
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Dude, are you ok? You're looking a bit cronenberg if I'm being honest.
Dude, are you ok? You're looking a bit cronenberg if I'm being honest.
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