Cronch

The sound you make when eating a banana the correct way

Where is Jim?
I don't know, eating a banana?
Jim: *Cronch* you called?

by Comrade Boris February 26, 2020

Croonch

breaking or injury of a body part or item, usually blunt force.

Jeremy if you don't shut up I'm going to croonch both of your legs.

by DucksIncoming October 31, 2018

Cronching

when your sister is trying to eat your crops in minecraft

You ain’t finna be cronching down on my crops.

by NotTheSameKitchenSink420 August 1, 2019

cronch fart

the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.

"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."

by kraykray28 November 5, 2020

Cronchol

A person who "cronches" or chews on things lowdly. Typically self conscious about eating.

Person a: I was sitting next to Cronchol yesterday.
Person b: oh yeah, he's a loud eater.

by TieonmyThigh October 2, 2018

Cronch

The bad smell of an unsanitary or overused, slutty vagina.

"You're probably going to want to clean the sheets when you're done with Sally- I heard she has cronch stank."

"Yeah, I would've gone down on that girl but she's got cronch."

by kickthepj May 3, 2014

cronchy cocaine

fuels the boys and i during homie seggs

"bro when you're done jacking off and hogging the cronchy cocaine get your behind over here"

by bro, be a secure chicken December 2, 2020