Crocodile Smiles

Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake.

Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.

by DIABOLIC4L June 23, 2007

crocodile mudslinger

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.

That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.

by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009

Crocodile Humper

An Australian person that nobody likes.

Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper

by Oorwlly January 20, 2023

Crocodile Shears

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.

When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

Crocodile watching

To stray away from a group of friends with a girl/boy/girlfriend/boyfriend to kiss and caress,show loving passion.

Guy 1: Where did the two of them go now?
Guy 2: They went crocodile watching.

by TheClan69 December 21, 2013

crocodilia

A term used to describe anything bad that occurs in your pathetic life.

I tried to make the honor role but some crocodilia occured and I became homeless.

by Zanchary Rap-Scalion April 18, 2018

Chocco

A word used to say how sweet something or someone is

Guy 1:She's so Chocco
Guy 2: thats my mom wtf

by CokiE_Boi September 15, 2020