critchin'

When you have a long day and you cant quit itching your crotch.

Or when you are chapped between the balls and your legs/ass.

Simply put: Itchy crotch.

When you are critchin' and your only wish is that lotion would fall from the sky.
After a long day of swimming in the ocean it hurts far too bad to walk to your house or hotel. "Man do we have to go to the house? I'm critchin' really bad."
When everybody is wathcing you and you are wiggling to scratch the itch in your nuts. "Dude, make a distraction. I'm critchin'."
When picking your ass just doesn't do the job. "I'm not pickin my ass man, I'm hardcore critchin'."

by anti critch May 14, 2011

critch

Crotch itch. Itchy genitals.

I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD

by Crotchity Critch October 4, 2004

clitchy

a word used to describe women's version of morning wood

an impulse feeling of horniness in women, intense feeling of arousal in women

Shortcut for 'My clit is itchy, I need sex!'

clitchy,horny

by theclitchbitch May 1, 2009

critchets

This is a silly adjective for something being described as nasty or gross.

Kid #1: Look at that bug.
Kid #2: Eww, it's frigging critchets!

by Dana ccc September 5, 2007

critch bitches

A group of high school girls who are very close friends, but people assume shit about them. Just leave them alone, they didn't do shit to you. Stop getting your nose in their business, they are allowed to live their own lives, and you shouldn't give them shit for it. Just mind your own fucking business.

Dont talk about the critch bitches that way.

by Post_Malone December 13, 2017

Chitchy

to mean homosexual or camp, usually used before the word 'man'

he said his favourite film is Pretty Woman, what a Chitchy man

by Bestie85 June 25, 2009

Crotchy

Taking a picture of your crotch and posting it to social media, similar to a selfie but with crotches

"Hey, take a look at my newest crotchy pic on instagram"

by Dawnoreo December 6, 2013