craptastic

Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.

I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.

by snora December 2, 2009

craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic

Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"

by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004

creeptastic

excessivly creepy and or scary. it is a funnier way of putting creepy...

those red flags and black tape on my poptarts pouch make it the most creeptastic poptarts pouch ever.

by Mike November 6, 2004

creeptastic

full of creepiness. weird or scary. simply just a creep.

this movie is creeptastic.

by lysssss April 13, 2008

craptastifuck

used to denote a situation which has gone completely wrong and ended badly for most or all parties involved.

Daniel: The police got me on 17 possession charges and I'm going to jail for life!

Nathan: Wow, what a craptastifuck.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006

Craptastical

(adj) The descriptive word of crap.

"This food is craptastical"
"man, that's craptastical!"
"That is a craptastical definintion of craptastical!"

by Twalger March 25, 2005

craptasmic

When something sucks real bad. See craptacular

1:So, I did it with your mom last night and then flushed your homework

2:Well that sure is craptasmic

by Dan June 24, 2005