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Crapmas

This day is December 25th and used to be known as Christmas. Due to useless gifts, dysfunctional families, bad food, and just general self-centeredness, many people have come to loathe this day. It can usually only be tolerated by consuming copious amounts of liquor.
Merry effing Crapmas.

"What'd you get for Crapmas?"
by Chaotic Kitten January 8, 2009
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crapmaster

1. anyone who can find the worst part of any experience. even when everything is perfect they can ruin it.

2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.

3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.

4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.
fish is such a crapmaster. i feel like shit after a date with him.
by Olivia/livvy November 2, 2006
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Oh no crapmas is in ten weeks..
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crimas

a night where middle aged people can get shit faced or make irrational decisions which may affect family members
last crimas my parents were so fucked
by - dashmastaflash December 24, 2020
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crimmas

Modern christmas, cos there aint no christ in christmas no more!
Are you going to be dealing with the family for crimmas??
by n4th4nX1 November 20, 2009
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merry crimas

"I really enjoyed the food! Merry crimas
by mynameisnotfiveweenies November 24, 2020
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Chipmas

Chipmas is an annual festival commemorating people named Chip, observed primarily on December 25 as a cultural celebration among tens of people around the world.
It's a Chipmas miracle!
by thecrag December 26, 2022
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