Crikey Moses

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Criend

Crying friend

I have a friend that cry's a lot, they are my criend

by WeedCarFeet November 24, 2020

criggz

well endowed man who is amazin in bed

"He wuz criggzin me till da mornin. Got akes but grinin fo weekz."

by Marcus Richardson January 19, 2004

Jackson Craiged

When you run out of mayonnaise and you use you cum instead

My sandwich was dry so i Jackson craiged it

by That ginger fuck October 15, 2021

cried-ish

involuntary and mild-mannered weeping. A term used to describe the act of camouflaged crying.

Caroline: So did you see that film, THE NOTEBOOK?
Marc: Yeah. (AWKWARD PAUSE) I cried-ish.

by Telebizion January 5, 2009

Cribe

A creepy vibe
"If try to do it the reverse way it always gives off a cr-, creepy vibe, a cribe." -Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Janet: yeah I was at the club yesterday and there was guy giving off some creepy vibes.
Shirley: oh you mean scribes yeah I hate when people do that.

by the_true_king_of_sarcasm February 24, 2021

shelby crider

the most beautiful girl in the history of anything and erik really likes her more than anything

shelby crider! wow shes perfect

by EG (; February 15, 2014