creepy creeper

the guy at the party that stands in a corner and talks to no one, but stares at all the women

Swaney was a real creepy creeper at Club 33...

by Air Force ROTC December 13, 2006

cable creep

The slow, monthly increase of cable television charges in amounts small enough for the customer to tend to ignore, but later result in significant overall increases.

A year ago, my cable bill was $88/month and now it's $117. I hate cable creep.

A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.

My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.

by MikeInDC January 22, 2018

nasty creep hole

(n): an awful parasite that resides in the bug category. once exposed, it latches onto its victim, mooching off its well-being. often referred to as NCH. avoid at all costs.

ew, she's such a nasty creep hole

by youknowyoulikeit12 June 24, 2009

Brim Creeper

When a large turd takes it's sweet time "creeping" out of the brim of one's asshole.

I was outside the bathroom today and it sounded like poor Joey was suffering from a Brim Creeper

by MisterFlamingo October 21, 2018

Creepasaurus Rex

1. (n.) The innate animal instinct that comes out while we mindlessly use social networking sites, such as Facebook and Twitter, for hours on end.

2. (adj.) Being a really big creeper

John missed his favorite T.V. show last night because he was being creepasaurus rex on Facebook.

"Chester totally tried sneaking a peek at you at the urinal, what a creepasaurus rex!"

by dyl-pod April 4, 2010

Too Creep

N. When a unattractive person awkwardly approaches someone, like Sam Fisher outta splinter cell, and completely kills their mood. A failed schemed approach to get someones attention especially with a love interest.

Yo, yesterday at lunch some ugly-duckling tried her best to get my attention, she came up on me too creep, Bruh. The babe ruined my appetite.

by JBA000knowsBest September 1, 2013

Dance Club Creeper

The wierd guy at a dance/night club who sits on the sidelines, Alone, until he has enough alcohol in him to randomly grind on anyone and every woman in site on the Dance floor. He creeps up without warning and before you know it, he is grinding on your ass without even a Hello. This guy also seems to never ever go away!

I was dancing when a Dance Club Creeper took it upon himself to sneak attack me with his thrusting grind moves on my behind...I then spent the rest of the night dodging him like Roadrunner

by AntiCreeper_24 March 3, 2011