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crutcher

A creepy young man who can't find a woman in real life so he creates multiple profiles on dating sites. This man has a high affinity towards white women who will put up with his crap. He hides behind the computer screen because his face is too ugly.
Look at David, he is such a crutcher.
Look at him on Facebook looking up girls...he is a crutcher.
by cloud01 January 24, 2015
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Jackson Crutcher

Someone who only plays Minecraft, and when his girlfriend asks for sex he says no. “You have to play the craft to get the shaft.”
You’re being a Jackson Crutcher get off Minecraft, and do something you lazy shit.
by sniperTrudd May 10, 2018
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crotcheral

The region around a mans penis and testicles. Also known as the crotch region.
"I've got a really odd pain in my crotcheral region."
by Mrenigma1122 August 21, 2017
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cretches

A word used when you come in clutch but when you used 2 or more things that aren’t the best and make something out of it.
“Hey no way did you bang both 4s?”
“Oh ya bud the cretches made me do it, two 4s make an 8”
by cretches March 9, 2019
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Creecher

A creecher is a belligerent troglodyte who repeatedly stalks someone or acts in a creepy, sexual, or weird manor.
Kevin tried to squeeze Katherine's c cup breasts, what a creecher.

David dispelled mustard out of his pores. What a creecher.
by Noodle tickler December 30, 2019
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critcher

That critcher must'a been goin 1,000 miles an hour in the front row
by VENTILATORTOVICTORY November 30, 2020
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Creecher Chuck

A badass artist with interesting taste and style.
"Yo, that stall had some dope art the artist must be a real Creecher Chuck"
by PabloPigcasso April 20, 2023
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