cress

the ship name for claudia winkleman and tess daly from strictly come dancing!

grace and tezza are watching strictly come dancing. claudia and tess appear on the screen.

tezza: oh my, look at how claudia looks at tess!

grace: wowee! I ship cress so much!

by tezza and grace June 12, 2024

A cress

A cress is a man of great wealth and fortune who shares his wealth with nobody except his dearest homosexual lover

Did you see Jacob he’s totally a cress

by The smallest legend around December 27, 2020

Lamb's Cress

Cut content from God of War 2018, expressing Kratos' hatred for plants.

"Fine! Lamb's Cress - I'm a Fucking God of War!"

by oblebrun June 14, 2023

smegg and cress

A delicious sandwich made up of nob crust and cress

Im love having smegg and cress sandwiches in my meal deal

by TheRealKnobgoblin November 13, 2021