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Cression

A Cram Session...a cression.

a jam, slam, dunk, throwdown, droppin it in, stuff, cram, slam dunk Session.

Taken part by members of That Bloody Crew on the basketball court, it is a "lay-up line" in which all members throw down dirty&dope slams. Only possible by teh 09 Chills team because 12 members could dunk. The other 3 lob alley-oops.

Origins by Don at The Rock, Summer 2008.
"Yo I'ma keep it a hunnit wit chu, dat was da best Cression to date"

"I'm finna have a Cression right after school."

"Yo, don't invite that AB who can't dunk to the Cression."

"Chu do it yet guy? As in Cression?"

"Let's bring dat Wusscrap McLos to the Cression, no Nations allowed."

"That Cression was dirty&dopeflyshit brosix!"
by Bloody Crew May 19, 2009
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crassanova

Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.
dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"
by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006
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Chessa

Girl's name meaning "peaceful" in Slavic. A leader rather than a follower. Artistic and creative. A loyal friend.
Chessa helped me today, she is so nice and smart.
by Ra1n January 6, 2013
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Cressida

An ultimate babe, a complete stunna, clever, good at everything but not a nerd, has lots of friends, does well at college but still goes out on the town and has an amazing social life, all the guys are after her coz of her babe status! and all the girls want to be her. Cressida's wear amazing clothes and have amazing parties.
"I'm guna go and ask out Cressida on a date"
"oh maannnn are you sure, shes deffo guna reject you, she already got asked out 5 times today"

"did you see Cressida today? she was wearing some jeggings and they looked amazing"
by wicky on my ticky April 11, 2010
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andate a la cresta

This "Andate a la cresta" Term means In English "Fuck off"
Just go up to your mom and tell her to "Andate a la cresta" But make sure she doesnt know spanish

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by Ehold515 August 27, 2017
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Cress Garden

When a woman hasn't had sex for so long she's left her lady garden unattended - cress grows well in dark moist conditions
I'm so horny, will someone munch my cress garden?!
by Vicky and Sammy February 6, 2006
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Crossaphobia

A phobia that can be determined if you suffer any of the following symptoms:

A)Intense anguish concerning essays to be done for your English teacher

B) Having the ability to sense when essays are going to be assigned and developing panic and/or gloom

C) Developing a Cross consciousness in which any program/movie/book you watch is constantly interrupted by a little voice that has a slight accent telling you to pay attention to a certain thing or telling you to view it in a critical/feminist/Marxist/archetypal lens

D)The sense that your English teacher is going to pop out of no where unless you see the world through a marxist/feminist lens or any other critical modern lens

E) After taking a certain class you can never view literature or media the same way ever again or questioning every little thing because critical lens have been drilled into you brain

F) spazzing about the littlest things that remind you of English class or your english teacher
I just know we are going to have an essay about this movie when we finish watching it, my crossaphobia is kicking in.

I can't watch this movie, my crossaphobia won't let me get over how badly females are portrayed in this movie.
by NVchococat April 29, 2012
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