Crapist

One who initiates the act of crape.

"Dude i woke up and that guy was totally cuddling my foot! What a crapist!"

by Angel Amore February 1, 2009

crepity

A bitter , tough older gentleman.

Kevin sure is a crepity old shit tonight !

by Dead inside 308 July 21, 2017

Crêpeist

When someone does things to a crepe without consent

See that dude with the crêpe? Well hes a Crêpeist

by Crêpeist October 7, 2017

crepeist

one who makes crepes.

often makes flat pastries so delicious that to eat one would be considered statutory rape of the taste buds.

France is known for being the home of many notorious crepeists

that was yummy! I am a great crepeist!

by emzainspace September 8, 2011

Creepist Points

An imaginary point system awarded for creepy acts, such as replacing the standard phone greeting of "hello" with "what are you wearing?" In a low breathy voice.

Girl: I have a mustache on, candy in my pocket and a white van out back! Creep points?

Girl A: How many creepist points would I earn if I only called Serena by the name of Candy Pants from now on?

Girl B: 7, clearly!

by Ross9 October 13, 2010

crepeist

A French person that is convicted of sexual assault.

When a man in France groped a woman's breasts, the woman called the man a crepeist and called the police.

by FrostyHotSauce October 12, 2011

crapistry

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004