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creepshow

A deranged sexual act inspired by a famous scene from the cult classic horror film "Creepshow". This particular scene portrayed actor Ted Danson being buried up to his neck in sand while being filmed as the incoming tide is rising. An elegant, yet perverted twist lead to the idea to bury a person up to their neck in sand and conducting a circle jerk on the person's face, or alternatively a bukkake.
Me and the other lifeguards brought the new badge inspector down to beach after work for a creepshow, but after a few loads of man butter the tide came in strong and she totally started freaking out.
by Chocotacojewboy November 1, 2007
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Creepshow

A person on social media (e.g., Instagram) is clearly in a long term relationship but competes to be the first "Like" of attractive individuals with the goal in mind to catch this person's attention (from liking their post in a matter of minutes) in hopes that said attractive individual will return the creepiness or drop a DM.
Elizabeth is a huge creepshow. She has post notifications set up for multiple guys even though she's been with the same guy for years.
by KingKarma December 5, 2016
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creepishly

To do something as a creep would
He creepishly stalked my FaceBook page. I wish he'd stop being creepish.
by KP Superstar April 13, 2014
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Creepshow

A real creepo freakshow, someone who should always be avoided due to there extreme creepyness.

A dude with no friends because he always does weird things and sometimes tries to kiss boys.
That creepshow Lanahan tried to kiss me today. What's that dudes problem?

I'm not sure but I heard he has a thing going with John Dimarzo, for serious.
by unnamed January 26, 2005
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Creepissimus

That Steve Bannon is creepissimus!
by Ivartshiva February 13, 2017
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Creepist Points

An imaginary point system awarded for creepy acts, such as replacing the standard phone greeting of "hello" with "what are you wearing?" In a low breathy voice.
Girl: I have a mustache on, candy in my pocket and a white van out back! Creep points?

Girl A: How many creepist points would I earn if I only called Serena by the name of Candy Pants from now on?

Girl B: 7, clearly!
by Ross9 October 13, 2010
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creepshit

Most commonly used as a name for child molesters, Mexican men, stalkers, and other shady people. Short for creepy as shit.
That man is such a creepshit.
by You dont need to know August 21, 2006
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