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Creetard 

Wow that group in the welfare line sure are Creetards.
Creetard by claytonmagnet1234 October 18, 2011

Creepsternova 

A guy who tries to impress a girl he likes, but fails when she discovers that he's a creeper.

Ex:

-Stares at the girl like a creeper
-Says creepy things
-Drives a sketchy car
-Asks her disturbing questions about the features of her house
-Creeps on her facebook
Creepsternova: "Hey! :)"

Girl: "Hey, what's up?"

Creepsternova: "Nm. Say, do you have a large window in your living room with a couch right in front of it?"

Girl: "....."
Creepsternova by E-Steeves March 20, 2010
a weird man one may know or not know and he gives off a strong rapist/molester vibe. his presence just makes a person extremely uncomfortable.
Mr. Johnson the physics teacher keeps calling me honey and sweetheart during class. Today he asked me if I had a boyfriend. Damn creepster!
A cross between a creepy man and a hipster. He usually tries to get into your pants while crying about how original he is. Creepsters always have a sparse mustache or thick beard, and have dreams about being a rockstar. A creepster might try to hide his adoration toward Edward Cullen with many anti-Twilight posters that host sexy pictues of Robert Pattinson. Hipster girls are inexplicably attracted to him, if only ironically.
1. Ellen: "Oh my gosh! I went out with this total creepster last night!"

Jackie: "Oh, ya? How did it go?"

Ellen: "He rubbed his beard on my face while he read 'The Catcher in the Rye.'"
Creepster by magwich September 24, 2010
1)A person who advances on a 15 year old.

2)A girl who doesn't get her eyebrows done/shave her upper lip.

3)A guy who sniffs your hair from behind.

4)Lesbian gym teachers.

5)Guys with leg tattoos.

6)A guy who steals your underwear and wears them.

7)Carrot tops.

8)Guys who wear cowboy boots and/or have ponytails.

9)Hot Topic employees.

10)Guys who share lollipops with other guys.

11)Guys who have their balls as their aim icons.
Pee Wee Herman is a fucking creepster.
creepster by cevboatcycle January 2, 2009

Creeptard 

One part creep and one part retard. A Creeptard is known to talk very loudly and get suffer emotional distress when made fun of. Creep stalks bartender for months before finally finding her on facebook. Creep writes long stalker message to add him while unknowing becomes a retard because his girlfriend learns of his facebook update. Creeptard is then barred from the bar and loses only girlfriend he's ever had.
Noun: This creeptard keep following me around.

Adjective: Did I hurt your creeptarded feelings? Go cry to yo momma.

Adjective: Your girlfriend found out you're stalking some chick? You're fucking creeptarded
Creeptard by Jerktard June 2, 2010