Credictament

1. a predicament in which one may be confused by multiple similar possibilities
2. a situation in which one must distinguish between superficially similar options

"That dick pic was meant for someone named Jane, but I sent it to someone named James instead. Jane, James, it's a very close credictament!"

by Clib the Right March 20, 2018

nature's credit card

trading sex for something.

from an episode of The Golden Girls:

Blanche and Dorothy are discussing Blanche's birthday gift to Rose: a detective to follow around Rose's boyfriend

Blanche: Well I can't take it back, I paid in advance

Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?

Blanche: Well no I paid with nature's credit card

Dorothy: You never leave home without it.

by granny99 October 10, 2009

Credified

To recharge/top-up the credit on your mobile phone.

"Can you call me?"

"Yeah, I just got credified!"

by Lauren_Freeman May 21, 2009

credit card coolie

Any unskilled worker laboring to pay off huge debts.

Low income individuals can be quite optimistic about the future when using plastic instead of cash to make purchases. But if, for some reason, they suffer a financial setback, that little piece of plastic may turn them into credit card coolies.

by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

by Breadcat February 10, 2021

Credence Barebone

Arguably the best character from fantastic beasts and where to find them.

Is also the most adorable cinnamon role, even though he has a less than glamorous haircut.

Most commonly shipped with Graves

"Omg did you see Ezra Miller as Credence Barebone in fantastic beasts!?"
"Yeah he's my favourite character!"

by IEatPancakesAfterDarkOnTues December 29, 2016

Crepingtons

Crepingtons, usually known as ‘creps’, are the trainers most commonly worn by ‘roadmen’ or ‘chavs’. The word ‘crepingtons’ is usually affiliated with the British aristocracy.

“Wagwan my blud, are those some new crepingtons I see?”

by RedYoda January 30, 2021