Burnt cracker

Your black... sorry

You stupid burnt cracker.

by RazerFlip May 7, 2019

cheese sliding off the crackers

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020

Spread him on a cracker

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

Bitch Eating Crackers

Everything this person does annoys you, even something as simple as eating crackers.
Taken from the meme, your BEC is that person who you can't stand.

Kim: Look at Erica over there reading that book, so annoying.

Jules: dude, she's just reading, you just think it's annoying because she's your Bitch Eating Crackers.

Kim: yea, but look at her flipping the pages and shit.

by fluffyacat March 26, 2016

Bitch Eating Crackers

When you dislike someone so much that anything they do, no matter how minor or inoffensive, annoys you beyond any rational level - exemplified by the sentence "look at that bitch eating crackers like she owns the place".

"I can't help it she just drives me nuts, she's my Bitch Eating Crackers."

by pt732 June 26, 2018

Crackerphobic

When you’re afraid of white people.

Keeho : I’ve been diagnosed w/ crackerphobia ever since 2017 when this white female came up to me and said hi. Crackerphobic is a thing ❗️❗️

by jojisghoul January 15, 2021

stoner crackers

uncooked ramen noodles crunched up with the seasoning packet mixed in

luke's chicken flavored stoner crackerz are bomb ass!!

Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"

by PPJ-M and keggy keg October 19, 2011