John Craven

The act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 UK pint = 568.2ml).

In the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a piss, stand up to go and announce "I've just done a John Craven".
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.

No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.

by Scott Hatton September 5, 2008

Craven Morehead

apparently Trebek is

by Alex March 10, 2003

Makes My Ass Crave Buttermilk

The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.

Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!

by thefozinator October 29, 2011

crybaby crave

a drama account on twitter for melanie martinez fans. kinda problematic but it’s not their fault cause they just post what people tell them to. lowkey love them but they should reveal themselves 🥴👉👈

“did you see what happened today?”
“no what was it”
“check Crybaby Crave”

by melsblink May 27, 2020

Text-crave

A deep desire of being connected with others through messages.

Devank sensed a text-crave whenever his colleague messaged her boyfriend.

by dksingh September 11, 2020

Crave

Verb.
To want to have something eagerly

Nikki craved for my attention *flips hair*

by Kloudy January 22, 2019

craven raven

a cowardly raven, also it rhymes which is really funny,

also a spitefull person
gaj

originated from
"does anyone know anything that rhymes with raven?"
"....hang on i'll look it up"
5 minuets later
"you can either have unshaven or my favourite
craven, which means... cowardly, which would make it a cowardly raven"
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

"fuck off you craven raven"
"you are such a craven raven"
"craven raven this"

by Emma Carlisle and Rose Dix October 29, 2007