crappy hour

The time frame between the bar closing and you finally going home and going to bed. In most cases, you can waffle it, or just go to someone else's house.

Dude, where's crappy hour tonight?

Anyone wanna go to my place for crappy hour?

by Aunt Heater February 6, 2007

crappymeal

A really bad meal from a fast-food chain that I will call "McTronalds"

What? You ate that crappymeal for lunch?

by The Mailman_olol July 20, 2010

Crappy meal

When you are starving to death, and you go to the drive thru. You are happy to be handed your bag of warm fries, and a burger. You pull away because there is a long line behind you only to put your right hand in the bag. Reaching around, you begin to salivate. You pick out the warm burger, and take a bite. The burger is old! It is salty, half warm, and tastes like your uncles shoe. Being so hungry, and anticipating the long line you will have to get in to complain, you eat the burger and cold, stale fries anyway.

Cynthia went to Wendy's after work. She skipped lunch that day and was really hungry. It was snowing, and the line was long. She ordered a burger, fries, and a small pepsi. When she paid for her order, she drove away anxious to eat her meal. When Cynthia tasted the burger, she rolled her eyes and felt immediate dissapointment. She was so hungry, she ate the food anyway, knowing that she would have to wait in line to order more food, or complain. She thought, i wanted a happy meal, not a Crappy meal.

by matttildaaa January 24, 2011

Crape

the art of robbing a car and fucking the exhaust pipe afterwards.

The sex offender craped that car last night.

by b.u.t.t.r.a.p.e.a.g.i.r.l September 19, 2016

craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day

hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car

by brockett January 28, 2009

Crappy Patty

When someone shits between someone else’s bootycheeks and it smooshes to make a patty, with the cheeks as the buns.

“I want me a pipin’ steamy spicy crappy patty right now.”

by Mr. Kraps April 25, 2019

Crazey Marquez

The act of pouring gasoline over your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex with someone until either they or you reach climax. At this point, you withdraw, strike a match, and light their asshole on fire.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave that ugly chick at the party last night a Crazey Marquez!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, did you burn your cock off?

by C0urante May 25, 2013