the sexiest mother fucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He also likes to take thots to Youngstown. I heard they have nice parks there. Collin Cramer like to hang out with his bitch ass friends and his girlfriend. he is good at football and is too good to play basketball for Craig Hannon. His life consists of fuckin bitches and gettin money.
Person 1: hey, who is that over there?
Person 2: that's Collin Cramer! can't you tell by all the bitches and money?
Person 1: oh yeah! I should have known!
Person 2: that's Collin Cramer! can't you tell by all the bitches and money?
Person 1: oh yeah! I should have known!
by thot123 January 5, 2014
Also see “shill, tool, and trash can” as these definitions are also appropriate. Cramer got his start in 1910 after publicly castrating himself in Times Square for thirteen dollars. Jim Cramer is idolized by the boomer generation because he finds very interesting and fun ways for them to lose all their investments. As a former “hedgie” he has a long history of fraud and corruption and he now uses his “shill” tactics to spread “FUD” and to make sure poor people stay poor. Why does he do this? Because he’s sad about being bald and if you wave a dollar in front of his face he will say anything you want him too. It is said that Ken Griffin got him to sit on a dildo through a whole set of Mad Money for 5 dollars in 2016!! Currently there is a war between Jim Cramer and a current breed of investor known as an “Ape.” -See “Ape”
Did you see that!! He just ate his own grandmother out for 7 dollars!! He pulled a fucking Jim Cramer!!
by DrThrob April 7, 2021
by Ransarot July 16, 2022
A defensive struggle, in which one team (usually managed by a redhead) luckily wins, although they would have lost to any other opponent in the league.
by Woodysanger October 8, 2018
A) When you do the opposite of what button pushing Melvin Chad's scream at you on a weekly basis.
B) When your eating a girl's ass and she sharts, so you kiss her. Aka Reverse ass to mouth through a broker.
B) When your eating a girl's ass and she sharts, so you kiss her. Aka Reverse ass to mouth through a broker.
Scenario 1
Paper Hands: I just listened to Cramer and bought $NTFLX, now I'm down $8k
Ape: You always do a Reverse Cramer idiot
Scenario 2
Guy 1: I ate my girls ass and she sharted
Guy 2: Should have Reverse Cramered her
Paper Hands: I just listened to Cramer and bought $NTFLX, now I'm down $8k
Ape: You always do a Reverse Cramer idiot
Scenario 2
Guy 1: I ate my girls ass and she sharted
Guy 2: Should have Reverse Cramered her
by Chubby_Panda83 April 23, 2022
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by Anonymous May 27, 2003