chavtastic

Type of sad person that knows nothing about cars.

Usually finds underage girls attractive and boasts about his underage conquests.

Causes agruments whenever possible.

Has no sense of taste or decency

He's having a chavtastic moment!!

by Ben 'Nemesis' Martin January 10, 2008

craptastifuck

used to denote a situation which has gone completely wrong and ended badly for most or all parties involved.

Daniel: The police got me on 17 possession charges and I'm going to jail for life!

Nathan: Wow, what a craptastifuck.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006

Craptastical

(adj) The descriptive word of crap.

"This food is craptastical"
"man, that's craptastical!"
"That is a craptastical definintion of craptastical!"

by Twalger March 25, 2005

craptasmic

When something sucks real bad. See craptacular

1:So, I did it with your mom last night and then flushed your homework

2:Well that sure is craptasmic

by Dan June 24, 2005

Craptasticity

the ratio of the percent of crap in one variable to the percent crap in another variable

Saturday night helped reverse the effects of the overall craptasticity of last week

by KittyGrrl05 October 20, 2010

fragtastical

A frag or kill in a first person shooter game that looks fantastic.

Horsenutts just railed Lardface and it was fragtastical. I can't believe he pulled off that shot.

by ezbik February 18, 2009

crantastic

The state of being fantastic while also possessing the properties of a cranberry.

That cranapple juice was crantastic. Cran-fucking-tastic.

by crantastic January 28, 2008