Jimmy creamed

To completely mess up or to fuck up horribly.

woah dude you really Jimmy Creamed that abortion.

by bloodyhellharry July 20, 2016

Crammed

When someone has the best of intentions but screws up and makes your life or job harder.

Glenn forgot to install that light fixture. Now we have to cut open up the ceiling. He really crammed us on this job.

by D-Webs March 25, 2018

Creamed Beef On Rye

A term usually used when referring to the need to take a shit. Sometimes can also be connected to greasy morning after dumps from a long nights drinking.

.....hold that thought. I gotta go lay down a creamed beef on rye.

by kdson January 15, 2011

Nose-Creamed

(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.

Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.

by OhWhat? July 11, 2010

creamed

It's a pun.
"Getting creamed" means "getting hurt" or "(a woman) having sex (with a man) (to have 'cream' in her vagina)" .

"Renee fell for a married man. She might get creamed."

by Williamhhw April 4, 2017

creamed my jeans

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans

Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio

by Sparks813 September 23, 2006

Banana Creamed Pie

While getting frisky with your partner you peel a fresh banana, cut it in half and insert it into her vagina. Once inserted you follow up with your manhood. This then pushes the banana into all those hard to reach erogenous zones while you whip the filling, making it a truly fulfilling experience for any woman. Best of all after you cum in her you truly have a Banana Cream Pie for desert.

That Mandy had the best Banana Creamed Pie

by thatthereisfunny September 7, 2013