crackerjacker

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.

"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."

by billebllunt May 14, 2014

crackerjack

A game played with multiple males, where the objective is to jack off onto the cracker as quickly as possible. The last one must eat the cracker.
Also: Snapple Jack

Those fags crackerjacked all last night.

by WyndX April 12, 2003

Crackerjack

Word used to describe a crack head, or drug abuser- typically a white male. Also see crackhead

Aye look at that white boy over there fuckin' faded. Such a Crackerjack.
He tryna act like us but he know he ain't bout that life. Just another Crackerjack.

by mira_fooooo May 3, 2015

crackerjacker

awesome the best

wow crackerjacker is awesome.

by the illusionist September 23, 2003

CrackerJack

A name the Marines use to refer to the Navy or Navy uniforms.

Me: He wears ACUs, right? Guys in those are hot.

Marine Brother: Hes a god damned crackerjack, sis.

They wear those little sailor suits.

Me: D: DO NOT WANT.

by MetaKittie January 3, 2010

crackerjacks

testicles

as in "im of upstairs to whack my crackerjacks"

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

Crackerjacking

The act of stealing a caucasian person's vehicle

I'm off for a hard days crackerjacking on the upper east side

by one_eyed_jack May 29, 2009