Crank Banger

1. (noun) A promiscuous man who prefers sex with less attractive sexual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.

Ex. 1. "Did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? Ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger."

Ex. 2. "Check out those chicks that just walked in. I call the ugly one," said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.

by Bongo_Bongo March 18, 2012

crank up the diarrhea dial

something that becomes really, really shitty over time

Person 1: there's a new sequel coming out for (insert shitty movie) today!
Person 2: oh man i can't wait to see how far they crank up the diarrhea dial this time!

by the elusive bank-teller November 22, 2013

Crank Cricket

That's a female meth user that jumps around from dealer to dealer chirping for some dope.

Lmao look Chuck that's ole tweaker girl Lyndsie she is such a Crank Cricket. She jumps from bump to bump chirping for that dope

by bigslam October 11, 2019

crank that dick cheney

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face

i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom

by austingale March 8, 2008

Crank Soggy 90s

A term for Fortnite that means building walls on a 90 degree angle, but with a very poor level of skill and strategy. This usually results in losing a match.

"Thanks for the carry last game bro, I crank soggy 90s when I haven't warmed up."

by marcove3 August 6, 2021

crank name

a false name meant to be funny

for example:
Ben Dover
Howie felterpuss
Pat McGroin
stu pid
jack koff
etc.

by bojzzle October 13, 2004

yank and crank

The pulling off of a condom in order to produce the money shot.

I did the old yank and crank and filled her belly button to the brim!

by ProfX August 1, 2012