Cooming

A type of “cumming” on an entirely different scale
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute

And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine

Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same

Coom Victim: No I Can’t Coom I’m in the Guest bedroom...n..no....iM...IM.......C O O M I N G..........GaH..I..i never knew cooming could last this long.....oh....oH..NO...SECOND......WavE...........🥵A🥵A🥵A🥵 ....*Semen Seeps Underneath Guest Door Causing Wood Rot And A Permanentley Sticky carpet*

by The wise man of the mountain August 2, 2020

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Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.

Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.

by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019

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Colombia Effect

The Colombia Effect is a theory that suggests Colombian women have a superior convincing ability to make a man like them.

Guy: "I dont know what it is about that colombian girl I started dating, but I fell for her."

Friend: "Dude its the Colombia Effect"

by PeterTosh December 15, 2011

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Cocomelon

A parents worst nightmare

mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child

by Ilovedannydevito September 9, 2021

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Colombian minute

(noun) A Colombian minute is equal to about six minutes in real time to anyone not from Colombia.

My Colombian friend Dan is always running late. When he says he will be there "in ten minutes" you have about an hour to kill since he means Colombian minutes.

by gtbarry October 23, 2008

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