Coward

After SouthPark produced their 200th episode, containing Mohammad, C. Central chose to bleep his name from episode 201, and then pull the episode from subsequent T.V. based airings due to threats of violence from a radical muslim extremist group who held zero clout or power what-so-ever.

"Did you hear? They pulled SouthPark for talkin bout muslims."
"Shit. At least THEO VAN GOGH wasn't a coward."
by PhilDorchester April 22, 2010
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A true warrior smells death once in his life but a coward will smell death a thousand times over
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Coward

1. A person who makes plans to get it in, but backs out at the last minute

2. When your friend is getting mugged right in front of you, but instead of helping you runs away like a little bitch.
The lil' General didn't see any action last night because Joe is a coward.

I've never seen someone abandon a friend as quickly as Gatti did when those muggers approached us.
by Vegetable_Lasagna October 24, 2017
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Coward

An individual who on numerous occasions boasts how terrific he is in various life activities, but fails miserably to achieve results and then runs away and crawls into a hole never to take his medicine for his complete lack of life skills.

He taunts other people at drafts and calls his fantasy sports teams something to mock another person like "MY WIFE DRAFTED FOR ME", but he himself embodies loneliness and fails at not just fantasy sports but at life in general and hides away for months, only to resurface and begin his cycle of cowardice all over again, each summer.
Peter said that he would bury you this week in Fantasy Football, but he lost and simply disappeared from the message board. What a damn coward!
by Ivan Drago's Right Hand November 04, 2009
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A person who refuses to appear on The Colbert Report.

A person who thinks with his head rather than feel with his gut.
Thinking is the coward's way out.
by Stephen Colbert April 10, 2006
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She refused to face her alcoholism, she ran to the bottle like a coward.
Her boyfriend cowered like a coward when confronted by her husband.
by Mr. Wonderful2017 July 21, 2017
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A fucking asshole named Brian who can’t find the time of day to see a girl who cares for him so much because he can’t face his damn feelings
Brian, you’re such a fucking coward!
by LylLys January 29, 2018
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