Bumpkin is getting a blowjob while on the toilet taking a dump.
Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.
Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.
Laura didn't gag because of her reflexes she gagged because the smell in the outhouse.. Man that was a terrible country bumpkin.
by LCMari April 12, 2014
Get the Country Bumpkinmug. by Luh mayo March 29, 2017
Get the country bumpkinmug. 1. Ghetto person with no manners.
2.A typical person starting trouble.
3.When you cant read,write.or spell.
4.con artist, sorry.
2.A typical person starting trouble.
3.When you cant read,write.or spell.
4.con artist, sorry.
by youeverydaybitch😎 October 2, 2016
Get the country Bumpkinmug. Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.
by Andy Holman July 20, 2008
Get the country bumpkin pussymug. by WillyLily December 23, 2011
Get the English Country Bumpkinmug. A Country Bumpkin Pot Pie is the sexual act of extracting the mixture of semen and feces from a close family members anal cavity. Taking said mixture and setting aside for some time to ferment. Upon fermentation the mixture is added to an apple pie crust and placed in the oven at 350 degrees. The pie is finished once the close family members Bumpkin timer goes off. (a Bumpkin timer is set by engaging in anal sex with the relative who supplied the semen and feces mixture, also known as a Danglin' Diddle. The timer goes off once the relative orgasms from anal pleasure.) After the timer take out the pie and enjoy it as a family to complete the Country Bumpkin Pot Pie.
by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 5, 2021
Get the Country Bumpkin Pot Piemug. by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020
Get the Country bumpkinmug.