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Countdown Daddy

A stuck up misogynist pig that truly believes they are are on higher plane than women as they have a moderately capable level of brain functionality.

A countdown daddy is usually a frail and sad male that targets lone women and attacks with their mansplaining to try and gain testosterone power.
Countdown Daddy: If you weren’t such a stupid linear thinking woman then nothing would have to be mansplained to you..

Woman: Looks like we’ve got ourselves a Countdown Daddy.
by Rachie Rhi Rhi March 24, 2021
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Countdown to Distinction

When a person or "people" find your online post humorous wait until you--- "the poster" is offline so they can re-post your bulletin without giving any credit to the original poster (eg: You) with minimal repercussions.
This situation commonly presents itself when either
1. ur too drunk to deal with (ppl r scared of u!)
2. they hate u! but like what u post and want to re-post using their other profile. (which make the distinction null and void) and they rape all the credit.
3.They r too drunk to remember or copy paste the original poster!
4.If your post succeeds in being posted u have achieved the Countdown to Distinction "DiStinktion"
footnote:
If reposter change the video size to larger than ur original post...they fail! but so do u for having them on ur friends list~
by Psylocke's Psychic Knife September 10, 2009
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Countdown Daddy

An ugly frail waste of space that ends up hated by anyone they meet.
If they don’t bore you to death first with their incessant bragging or pathetic displays of masculinity.
That bloke Damien is an absolute Countdown Daddy isn’t he?
by Rachie Rhi Rhi March 28, 2021
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Countdown Youtube Channel

The Countdown Youtube Channel Is A Channel That Counted Down From 100 Days. And Stopped On April 1st And It Ended In A RickRoll.
by Digital Potion April 1, 2022
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Countdown to Destruction

A term used in conjunction with an upcoming, exciting event in which one will drink destructively; Often shortened to "Countdown", the term is usally used when one is counting down the days until he or she can simply let loose and destress/deconstruct.
Ex. It's countdown this weekend, girl!
by Jenaphur August 27, 2005
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countdown name

Mock-ethnic name created by the apparent random jumbling and re-arranging of a random collection of consonants and vowels, as seen on every episode of the British afternoon gameshow 'Countdown'.
Person 1: What was the name of that girl you were trying to chat up last night?
Person 2: Shaniqua.
Person 1: What kind of a stupid countdown name is that?
by FSR August 6, 2010
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countdown girl

A person that every time you see them their Hotness level drops, beer or any other such judgment imparting drink or substances not involved
Dude, she is a countdown girl, yesterday she was a 10 and today shes a 9, who knows how far she will fall.
by CisforCookie January 3, 2008
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