coagulator

A bong used for smoking meth.
**coag for short.

"Hey let's hit the coagulator"

by dd mylo March 29, 2017

Coughlan666

A "comic" and a youtuber.
He rants about atheism, religion, politics and etc.
He started to build up a drone-like clan around him, who blindly worshiped him, so that he could take the crown of "Atheist King Of Youtube" that he imagined, away from TheAmazingAtheist. Then he was called on it make-a-long-story-short he ended up crying his eyes out and epic pwnage was delivrd in his rectum, causing OVER 9000 embarrassment damage.

YTdramaFan: Well, Coughlan was exposed for the power/famehungry manipulative weak p*ssy that he is, PWND.
RthedickCOUGHLANdr0ne: FU MAN COUGHLAN IS AWESOME TAA IS WRONG, FAKESAGAN IS A FOOL, ILL MARK UR COMMENT AS SPAM AND DOWN RATE IT!!
YTdramaFan: Wow, do you even have your own mind?
RthedickCOUGHLANdr0ne: COUGHLAN666! COUGHLAN666! COUGHLAN666!..

by anti-drone May 5, 2009

coagulation

The process of liquids (such as semen) becoming a semi-solid or solid state from the contact of water or other viscuous substances.

When that girl sucks on my dick in the shower my semen went through this wild coagulation and became small chunks all over the place. She ate them.

by Daniel Gazenski May 5, 2007

Coggulate

N. 1)To remember, to record, or to note 2)To put together, to create

I must COGGULATE this letter to Hunter S. Thompson, in a way that will impress him.

by Sabrina Lee March 3, 2004

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

Ben Coughlan

Typically a retarded person who only want their best friend to FUCK THEM IN THE ASS! if they have a best-friend . If they don't then they go to the nearest m ale stripers and pay one of them $1000 just to let Ben to suck his DICK! WHAT A FUCKING RETARDED FAGOT IF YOU SEE A BEN COUGHLAN THEN GET A GUN AND KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!

Ben Coughlan is a retarded person who only sucks dicks and takes them up the ass for the boys.

by Ben Coughlan September 17, 2018

Coagulate

co·ag·u·late
kōˈagyəˌlāt/

The act of being sociable (after a long silence) when you are coming down from large amounts of marijuana

"Bay Ray ehh! When Rocky came down he coagulated a bit and was ready to get aggressive!"

by Rocky01 August 26, 2014