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pre-cougar

A woman who is in her 20s to early 30s and is interested in younger men. She may or may not be interested in keeping them as a boyfriend.
Wow, did you see her hustle that 18 year old boy outside the club last night? She's definitely a pre-cougar at 26.
by Liz McLaren September 11, 2007
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Chuck E. Cougar

A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.
That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?

Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
by B. Hanback March 28, 2009
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Cougar Milk

Cougar Milk is a beverage used by cougars, with other cougars, as a social drink to dull the senses. Cougar Milk is often a gin & tonic, white wine, or Cosmo.

Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.
After knocking back Cougar Milk all morning, the cougars went to the day spa and spent the afternoon complaining about their lovers.
by Jib Slice May 22, 2010
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cougar class

When a cougar picks up and has sex with a young and inexperienced male who learns a lot from the the encounter
"Where did Dave go?" "Cougar class"

I went to cougar class last night!
by Niles Wilde July 30, 2010
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cougarphile

Young man who is obessesed or has a mental condition relating to his sexual attraction to women who are 35+.
Joe knew he was a cougarphile after meeting the female members of the PTO.
by Grant Tucker April 3, 2008
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cougaraptor

incredibly voracious cougar who will track her prey for months before finally wearing him down in order to drain his nutsacks
watch out Babs is on the prowl, she'll have her talons in your plums yet my lad, she's a real cougaraptor
by Flatus Maximus May 20, 2010
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Awesome Cougars

A picture of a bunch of beautiful women, a few of them kissing sensually. Look for it on Google Images.
I love when people post Awesome Cougars, it makes my day a lot brighter.
by Zorque October 16, 2008
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