cotterized

Choosing to spit out your entire beer on somebody immediately to the left or right of you, when there was an opportunity to spit it elsewhere.

Oh man, I got cotterized!

by Chris360 June 6, 2015

Chaterone

A cat who interposes between you and your significant other in bed to enforce the “daylight between” rule. Inspired by chat - french for cat.

We tried to snuggle in bed this morning, but the chaterone prevented it.

by Kelly-TBCRI November 26, 2017

cotrone

Loves Rice kricpy

you Should always offer cotrone a tasty food snack called a rice kricpy.

by Mark hand December 3, 2017

Cottonelle Candy

The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.

Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019

cotterize

To temporarily bind up a wound with split-shanked metal pins.

I can see someone's needing to cotterize a tear in sheet-metal or other fairly-tough-material paneling when making an emergency repair, but I would think that using a needle and thread would be a much more effective --- and safer --- method of choice when administering a field-dressing for a human or other living creature.

by QuacksO January 24, 2020

Cottone Opinion

The worst opinions about media: (ei. Movies, video games, tv shows)

Person 1: Hey did you hear that Gianni thinks Clone Wars is bad?
Person 2: Yeah, straight Cottone Opinion

by Kizzy-master September 17, 2021

Cottering

The act of walking asymmetrical when your dying for a shit and are trying to make the distance to the toilet.

derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.

" Tracy is rob ok? has he got a back or knee issue? he`s walking kind of odd." No he`s just Cottering, he`s dying for a shit and has to walk that way so he`ll make the distance."

by garrythegrey January 1, 2022