cocblock, a term used when someone makes life harder and stops you from getting something you want.
derived from cockblock, which is when someone stops you from getting action.
derived from cockblock, which is when someone stops you from getting action.
I asked my dad for money, and he was going for his wallet but my mom decided to interfere and stopped him. What a cocblock!
by abbcdfiq January 7, 2012
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v.
To prevent your roommate from obtaining sexual gratification by forcing the bitch in his bed to sleep on a cot.
n.
The act or instance of cot blocking.
To prevent your roommate from obtaining sexual gratification by forcing the bitch in his bed to sleep on a cot.
n.
The act or instance of cot blocking.
by Chang February 5, 2005
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by Lin A.K.A Skittles November 10, 2006
Get the Copblock mug.When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.
"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"
"Where is it?"
"Plugged into my wall."
"Can't you get it?"
"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"
"Where is it?"
"Plugged into my wall."
"Can't you get it?"
"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"
by Rose+10 December 29, 2016
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Used for someone who wants to do something other than play COD, when all you want to do is play.
Used for someone who wants to do something other than play COD, when all you want to do is play.
Jim: I cant wait to play COD tonight
Bob: Oh dude lets go see a movie instead
Jim: Dammit Bob! You CODblocker!
Bob: Oh dude lets go see a movie instead
Jim: Dammit Bob! You CODblocker!
by Ripped McMuscles February 20, 2011
Get the CODblocker mug.When technology, machinery, AI or an electronic device of any fashion gets in the way of you scoring or prevents you from advancing sexually or romantically with someone of interest.
Cogblocking essential holds the exact same meaning as cockblocking which normally defines a person who gets in the way or prevents someone from scoring with someone they are attracted to. Cogblocking works the exact same way with the only difference being defined by the fact that it is not a person getting in the way but instead forms of technology.
The word stems from the term Cockblocking and a Cog that would be present within a machine.
Cogblocking essential holds the exact same meaning as cockblocking which normally defines a person who gets in the way or prevents someone from scoring with someone they are attracted to. Cogblocking works the exact same way with the only difference being defined by the fact that it is not a person getting in the way but instead forms of technology.
The word stems from the term Cockblocking and a Cog that would be present within a machine.
Nathan: *Doom scrolling mindlessly through Instagram Reels, suddenly gets a notification from his crush*
Nathan's Crush: "Hey~ Im home alone, my roommate is out for the night. Maybe we could meet up at the movies and finish the night at my place"
Nathan: *Gets Excited and Begins to Type* "Yeah totally (Winky Face), What theater do you wanna go to?"
Nathan clicks send and the message begins to process
After processing for 30 minutes the message fails to send due to connectivity issues
Nathan sends a similar text and is met with the same issue
2 hours after Nathan cant get ahold of his crush he gets a notification from Instagram of a post made by his crush with her and his friend Brandon at the movies together while sharing a bucket of popcorn and a drink with a heart shaped double straw.
Nathan's phone was Cogblocking him.
Nathan's Crush: "Hey~ Im home alone, my roommate is out for the night. Maybe we could meet up at the movies and finish the night at my place"
Nathan: *Gets Excited and Begins to Type* "Yeah totally (Winky Face), What theater do you wanna go to?"
Nathan clicks send and the message begins to process
After processing for 30 minutes the message fails to send due to connectivity issues
Nathan sends a similar text and is met with the same issue
2 hours after Nathan cant get ahold of his crush he gets a notification from Instagram of a post made by his crush with her and his friend Brandon at the movies together while sharing a bucket of popcorn and a drink with a heart shaped double straw.
Nathan's phone was Cogblocking him.
by Human53 February 9, 2025
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