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cosmopolitan

Hip, cool, "jet-set" version of monoculture.
Liberal elitist hipster: That is so horrible that MacDonald's is everywhere in the world. They are breaking down indigenous culture and traditional folkways. Monoculture everywhere! It is sickening. (Moments later) It is so wonderful that we are breaking down backward ways of life in the American South and any other traditional culture. We want to spread the cosmopolitan ethos everywhere. I am a citizen of the world!
by Tex in Tex February 22, 2008
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Cosmopolitan

A cosmopolitan, sometimes also called cosmo, is a delicious cocktail made from vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice and freshly squeezed or sweetened lime juice. Cosmopolitan is usually served without ice in a large cocktail glass, a so-called martini glass

Cosmopolitan is also a famous fashion magazine. The magazine is one of the best-selling magazines and is directed mainly towards a female audience.
Can I get a cosmopolitan?

Let’s have cosmos!
Have you read the newest cosmopolitan magazine?
by Sabrina96 July 15, 2020
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Urban cosmopolitans

Jim Bob Bodine used to be a rural nationalist but now after all the xenophobic hate happening under the Trump administration he decided to be an Urban cosmopolitans instead.
by Lifegardenar September 19, 2019
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The Recycled Cosmopolitan

A deviant sexual practice, which first necessitates one partner to chug as many Cosmopolitan (or other strong and colored alcoholic beverages) and puke them out into their partner's anus. The receiver then squeezes their ass as the giver grabs them by the feet and shakes them while they're upside down. The motion causes the puke to mix with other fluids, mix with other fluids and make its way to the partner's mouth. That way, booze becomes puke which goes through a person's ass and then comes out of their mouth, thus going thru a ''recycling'' process.
-James and Julia totally tried The Recycled Cosmopolitan yesterday! They stayed in the bathroom for 15 minutes, and they had green stains on their clothes when they came back.

-Dude, that's so fucking hot!
by Laurent Racoon December 5, 2020
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Cosmopolitan Ice Cream

When a girl gets double-penetrated by a black guy and a white guy at the same time, while on her period.

Chocolate, Strawberry, and Vanilla
Hey man I gave Paige the Cosmopolitan Ice Cream last month, but we need more vanilla for tonight, you in?
by CapnJohnSmith September 5, 2011
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cosmopolitan

Similar to a strawberry shortcake, but in this case you cum on a black girls face and then punch her in the nose so that the blood runs down her face so that you have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry mixed together.
Yeah...i was doin Laquisha last night and gave her a massive cosmopolitan!!
by fleshdizzle January 22, 2009
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Creeper Cosmopolitan

A total creeper with a sense of style or cute/hot.
Girl 1: Oh my God, check out that total creeper that has been checking me out on myspace. At least he's a Creeper Cosmopolitan...
by Simi Leaann Shiloh April 15, 2009
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