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Corporal Derp

Corporal Derp is any AI (artificial intelligence) in a video game that makes a fool of themselves in any way.
1) In the situation of you playing splinter cell, a guard trips and falls in a cut scene.
2) AI stands in front of you, asks "Where did he go?" when you are in plain sight, AI gains status of 'Corporal Derp'.
by dreadnotty October 27, 2009
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Corporal of cucks

A man so desperate for popularity and pussy (Usually named Ryan) that he kicks his friends out of the boys so he can have them to himself. he also tends to make up false rumors and is almost allways a fatass
Ew gross did you see that kid ryan? Yeah man he really is the corporal of cucks did you hear about that horrible rumor he made up about that cool kid Tanner.
by Jtanner4444 February 8, 2020
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Corporal Vega

I was listening to Corporal Vega when my ears started to bleed.
by scroty face November 2, 2010
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Corporal fowler

Corporal fowler is the supreme being on planet America.
Corporal fowler may i request to go to the head.
by Stevenspielbum February 10, 2017
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corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason
Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night
by duemoturion June 10, 2017
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Corporal Beanbag

Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.
God Damn is Nova can you not be a corporal beanbag.
by BCK KOP May 22, 2022
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Corporal-general

A fictitious rank for someone who believes that they are a genius military leader (or at least more competent than their actual military leaders), due specifically to their lower-level military experience.

Typically found among former soldiers who end up in positions of authority, and believe that their being in the army once, and being from the rank and file and not an officer, makes them more qualified to make big decisions than actual officers, despite said officers potentially having made such big decisions for many years, but who were obviously out of touch because they'd started their careers as officers and had spent most of their time behind desks.

Similar to the armchair general, but with the caveat of even the tiniest amount of military service instantly making them more qualified than other armchair generals.
"And so Hitler the Corporal-General, remembering his time as a corporal in the trenches of the Western Front, declared that putting more resources into producing flamethrowers would win the war, much to the chagrin of his generals, who had instead been trying to get him to allocate more divisions to repel the allied invasion of Sicily."
by Dr Mg October 14, 2022
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