Coronavirus

A plague that causes an upper respiratory infection caused by some dumbass in China that ate a bat and got sick and infected everyone else

I'm in the ER. Got Coronavirus.

Coronavirus by Gage2003A3 January 29, 2020

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Coronavirusing

When you had plans for something but decide to shut everything down last minute, in a last ditch effort to make it so you can stay comfortable in your home so you don't have to communicate with the outside world. While you get to make forts out of your toilet paper.

Player-"Hey guys we down for some Dungeons and Dragons tonight?"
DM-"nah, Coronavirusing tonight"

Coronavirusing by Djshockjock March 18, 2020

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Coronavacation

A synonym for being on quarantine for COVID-19.

My wife came down with the coronavirus, looks like I’m taking a coronavacation.

Coronavacation by Oakoakoak March 2, 2020

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Coronavirus Law

If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are right—it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the “foreign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.

A corollary to the Coronavirus Law is: “If you are Covid-19-infected, you will also infect others.”

Coronavirus Law by Fasters May 6, 2020