coronasapien

A human being living in the corona virus era who is actively trying to stop the spread of covid 19

A more formal version of ronasapien

Good day coronasapiens, how is your quarantine coming along?

by Cory Brains April 27, 2020

Coronaire

Someone who becomes a millionaire or billionaire during the coronavirus pandemic, who thrives when others could barely survive, as their products or services are in great demand.

Who are the coronaires? Those in the food and goods industries? Those whose businesses produce face masks, ventilators, and vaccines? Or those selling fake vaccine certificates?

by MathPlus November 8, 2021

coronabum

A seriously stinky case of the runs that could cause extinction in biblical proportions

I thought staying at home I’d be safe, but then my wife got coronabum and killed the cat...

by CrudePierre April 2, 2020

Coronalumps

The rolls on all of the bonbon eating, milkshake slurping, lasagna gorging, cheeseburger snorting, chocolate bar hording, fat fucks that have nothing else to do, but stuff their big ass mouths during the coronavirus lockdown.

Damn baby back away from the Ben and Jerry's and just put down the cheesecake. Your coronalumps are getting way the fuck out of control. We can't spare the toilet paper with what's about to blow out of that ass.

by Casper70 April 7, 2020

coronaspam

When every business you've ever had the slightest interaction with emails to explain what they're doing about Wuhan virus.

My inbox is full of coronaspam.

by goduke150 March 13, 2020

Coronasaurus

A person over infatuated with the COVID-19 pandemic. Every chance they get, they bring up the spreading cases. Complaining about the lack of social distancing, they scold anyone who may be unmasked in public.

*casually conversing in the park*
Crab: "Better put your mask on, here comes an old coronasaurus ready to squawk at us"
Purple: "My mom's been watching too much TV, she's slowly becoming a coronasaurus too."

the coronasaurus approaches with a yard stick in hand
Coronasaurus: "That isn't 6 feet apart. You people just don't take it seriously."

by kylesmokes May 22, 2020

Coronaspiracy Theory

A conspiracy theory surrounding some aspect of the coronavirus. It usually involves some nefarious plot by the powers that be, such as the Illuminati or the devil, or Bill Gates to use the virus as a means to achieve some ridiculous master plan. They are believed by covidiots and used as an excuse to engage in covidiot behavior, such as denying the existence of the disease or refusing to take the vaccine.

Have you heard the latest coronaspiracy theory? They are saying the coronavirus is nothing more than a cover-up orchestrated by Bill Gates to implant us with microchips through the vaccine and track us. Believers are refusing to get vaccinated.

by Prof. Gravy Boat Bananas January 21, 2021