The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.
"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"
"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"
by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020
Get the Coronaboner mug.The antonym of coronalingus. When a person is sad and lonely during the coronavirus time of social distancing.
Bill: "Hey have you heard what Pornhub is doing? Their premium's free to not just the Italians now but the whole world!"
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."
Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."
Moe: "Yeah! It's crazy. You know it really means so much to the coronaloners..."
Jessica: "I went on tinder to boost my self-esteem... I never got so many matches before"
Brittney: "Yeah, that's attack of the coronaloners alright."
by CoronalonerWithNoBoner March 30, 2020
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A reckless individual who denies the seriousness or danger of Coronavirus by wearing no mask while jogging, power walking, riding bicycles, or skateboarding on public sidewalks or streets. Another of their favorite activities is working out on their front lawn during the Cornonavirus pandemic. All gyms are closed to protect people from the deadly illness, but these foolish people do not see the irony or problem with making the outside world their gym during the pandemic.
Look at Kyle jogging his ass off down Main street with no mask on.
Coronaciser idiots like him should be ashamed of themselves. They don' t care that Corona is airborne and spreads through breathing.
Coronaciser idiots like him should be ashamed of themselves. They don' t care that Corona is airborne and spreads through breathing.
by BrigsCali April 11, 2020
Get the Coronaciser mug.Coronachondriac: one who believes that any symptom with an unknown cause must mean that he or she is suffering from the corona virus.
by Patty Hump Jo June 20, 2020
Get the Coronachondriac mug.I was going to have Kevin install three small plexiglass barriers in our office until he said it would be 2500 dollars. He is a massive coronacunt.
by Chaps79 May 14, 2020
Get the Coronacunt mug.Coronacops are the self-appointed neighborhood watchdogs who ensure their neighbors and fellow citizens are not violating the ever changing rules of coronacaptivity. They will dime you out in a second if you're maskless and/or only 5'11" from another human in public. See also, Karenazi and Kevinazi.
Mayor de Blassio opened up hotline for coronacops to report people for violating the rules of coronacaptivity. It was supposed to be just a tip line; the line was flooded with dick pics. The citizens utilized the 'members' of society to rise up against him.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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